• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How do you fuck up a pot roast? The recipe is to put it in a crock pot full of water and walk away. There are microwave meals that at least require you to open it up and stir it halfway through.

        • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

          • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            It would be pretty funny if people told the truth.

            Leftist: "Bernie is proposing stuff that should already exist. Things like affordable housing, universal healthcare, and a living wage. Are you really against that stuff?

            Lib: "Yes."

            Instead libs do a performative dance about the way Bernie talks and they tell pot roast stories. I don't even care if the stories are true. Who gives a fuck.

            • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              Anything to avoid talking about making meaningful change.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      3 years ago

      you can also cook it in a stock pot, and you cook it until it's soft. If it's overcooked, that's not really a problem unless you let it cook for an extra hour.

      • livingperson2 [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Half way through cooking tougher cuts of meat, the muscle fibers all tense up, and don't relax again til pretty much all the connective tissue is gelatinized. So...just let it keep cooking. It'll become soup, not a rock, unless you cook it without a lid and it dries out, I suppose.