It is November 3rd. What do you do?
www.strawpoll.me
Vote Now! [I vote Trump (in a swing state)] [I vote Trump (not in a swing state)] [I vote Biden (in a swing state)]

I you already voted in the first poll (that did not differentiate swing states/non swing states for all options), sorry. I guess this time you get to vote twice, you russian bot.

  • MichelLouise [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Well, so far we have 48+4% non voters, 28+8% third party, 8+4% Biden and 0+0% Trump. Congrats Chapos, you just elected Howie Hawkins POTUS with 100% of the electoral college. :halal:

      • MichelLouise [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Oops... Divided votes? Congrats Chapos, you just elected Joe Biden POTUS with 100% of the electoral college. :haram:

      • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Since Howie is an anarchist, La Riva has him arrested by the newly formed Revolutionary Guard and exiled to Alaska.

  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
    1·
    4 years ago

    Who are the 7 13 liberals here and why haven't we banned them yet?

      • mrbigcheese [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        FYI you can vote PSL anywhere that write ins are allowed. Only Nevada, New Mexico, South Dakota, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina, and Hawaii dont allow write ins. Everywhere else you can write in since PSL will register in every state (as far as I know)

  • throwawaylemmy [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    This poll sucks. Where is the "I write in," option? Double-so "I write in Matt because I'm horny for him" option (that only I should vote for, you libs). 💅

    • MichelLouise [he/him]
      1·
      4 years ago

      Yup that's what I thought when I first heard him say it.

      Listen, Jack. Look at the options. If you like what you see, answer the poll. If not, go complain to the other u/MichelLouise.

  • penguin_von_doom [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Get up, get dressed and go to work. Tune in over here and on discord to watch the americans have all kinds of meltdowns. Offer support and solidarity. Continue with my day.

  • hamouy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    hold up, what do you mean with the Puerto Ricans part?

  • Provastian_Jackson [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I live in a swing state and I don't have an other biden option. I question your methodology

  • footfaults [none/use name]
    1·
    4 years ago

    Shout out to swing staters that are sticking to their guns and not voting for the rapist. It's nice to have company

  • FUCKTHEPAINTUP [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    There should have been an option for barricading polling locations / starting riots

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
    1·
    4 years ago

    I mean there has been debate on whether something is electoralism or not but this feels A LITTLE OBVIOUSLY ELECTORALIST

    • MichelLouise [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Is a poll with "I do not want to vote" and "I do not have the right to vote" options electoralist? Also, it has the other Biden joke so it is valid shitpost.

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I mean the unending focus on US elections is in and of itself electoralist even if there's a poll but it is a valid shitpost, I will grant you that, although it could be shitpostier.