Democrats are hilarious. I’m only singling them out because they are the ones who are “skeptical” about conspiracy theories. But this shit is literally COVID 5g conspiracy theories they were trying to shoot down last year. Like they want Americans to talk about this instead of the crumbling labor pool that is being alienated more and more every year as wages stay stagnant. Or they want to talk about their missing white woman syndrome story. Four years ago they would interview every jet ski dealer dipshit talking about “white economic anxiety” for a year or two after Trump won. But now that there’s a soft labor strike of mostly poor whites and PoCs you’ll hear nothing on the news. It’s why I don’t argue with these boomer libs and just say “Keep on Rocking in the Free World” or quote Billy Joel to remind them that this shit has been going on now for 40 years and they’ve been at the forefront of all these shitty policies. Although most of these libs are too stupid to understand because they are too worried about their homophobic chicken sandwich sauce.
Although most of these libs are too stupid to understand because they are too worried about their homophobic chicken sandwich sauce.
In 10 years the infrastructure in some parts of this country will be so decayed that people will be dying of cholera and you'll have some guy being like, "Look! They're puttin gays in the Motts Apple Sauce!*
"You don't deserve to suffer for being queer!" "You deserve to suffer cus you're poor!" -liberals
"Help! I was attacked"
"Who? Who attacked you? Are they still here?"
"My memory's a little hazy but I know what they looked like - it was a white man, in colonial garb - brown hair, and he was holding up some sort of metal mug".
"Was his name Sam Adams?"
Alternate theory: these people are CIA agents doing CIA warmongering bullshit.
When you look up Morgellons this is one of the first results :lmayo:
"I banked my whole career on claiming that the time I got completely fucked up at a Cuban bar was actually a microwave ray gun so that I had an excuse for being late to work the next day and now you're laughing at me Mr Blinken?! How dare you sir"
I've had enough, take me out back and shoot me with the Cuban Retirement Gun.
:fidel-salute:
But the FBI, which traveled multiple times to Havana to investigate, later issued a report that found no evidence of an attack and determined the staffers were most likely suffering from mass psychogenic illness, or mass hysteria. Diplomats have bristled at the fact the FBI did not directly interview the diplomats affected.
I WASN'T HUNGOVER OR IMAGINING IT, THOSE COMMIES HIT ME WITH A MICROWAVE GUN!!! WHY??? I DON'T KNOW
I want to just discuss the pure insanity, not just of the alleged 'attacks', but of the complete lack of any reason to do so. What does any country stand to gain from 'mildly irritating' another country's diplomats? Especially when those diplomats being angered are primarily attached to a massive, highly aggressive empire that bays like a rabid hound out for blood at the SLIGHTEST perceived insult? Particularly when said country (the US) has been trying to literally starve out the country in question for decades (Cuba), and has been looking for ANY good reason to wipe them off the face of the earth for as long
It's deranged, particularly when factoring in the evidence that it is also complete horseshit
That’s my favorite thing about this absurdity. Not only does the technology to do the thing in question just not fucking exist, even if it did why would anyone invent this? It’s completely pointless!
It wasn't rational, the Cuban government was just acting out of blind, frothing hatred over how free we are.
Using real medicine on a fake disease and using horse meds on real ones.
:amerikkka-clap:
Diplomats suffering from Havana syndrome demand the state department provide black coffee and bottomless mimosas to help alleviate the worst symptoms
Imagine how funny it would be if we just gave these people purple hearts.
