That's so stupid, why would you do that? SQL has been around for like 50 years if you're at the point where it matters if your shit is sideways just use any actual database that supports a query language designed for the advanced operation you're trying to do
Microsoft Access is a database management system from Microsoft that combines the relational Microsoft Jet Database Engine with a graphical user interface and software-development tools.
Microsoft Access was developed by Anarcho-Primitivists as an avant-garde critique of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism, but accidently got implemented at a Fortune 500 company by an IT department too overworked to deploy SQL. Then it took off because of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism.
"I need help passing this level it's really hard" is actually me anytime I have to use excel
If Man were meant to graph nature would be covered in checkerboard patterns.
Right??? Like what the fuck is a pivot table bitch I'll kill you
Isn't that a lazy Susan?
Pivot is when you turn something, to pivot a table is to flip it so all the horizontal parts go vertical and the vertical parts go horizontal.
That's so stupid, why would you do that? SQL has been around for like 50 years if you're at the point where it matters if your shit is sideways just use any actual database that supports a query language designed for the advanced operation you're trying to do
At many places, Excel is used lieu of databases
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I take data out of SQL to pivot in Excel entirely because pivots in SQL are such a pain in the ass to write.
What are you talking about?
All life is made of cells
At least it isn’t whatever the hell Microsoft Access is
lmao no idea either. it's just kind of there
Microsoft Access was developed by Anarcho-Primitivists as an avant-garde critique of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism, but accidently got implemented at a Fortune 500 company by an IT department too overworked to deploy SQL. Then it took off because of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism.
Its like the Dogecoin of business technology.