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  • crime [she/her, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    "I need help passing this level it's really hard" is actually me anytime I have to use excel

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      If Man were meant to graph nature would be covered in checkerboard patterns.

      • crime [she/her, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Right??? Like what the fuck is a pivot table bitch I'll kill you

        • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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          3 years ago

          Pivot is when you turn something, to pivot a table is to flip it so all the horizontal parts go vertical and the vertical parts go horizontal.

          • crime [she/her, any]
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            3 years ago

            That's so stupid, why would you do that? SQL has been around for like 50 years if you're at the point where it matters if your shit is sideways just use any actual database that supports a query language designed for the advanced operation you're trying to do

      • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Microsoft Access is a database management system from Microsoft that combines the relational Microsoft Jet Database Engine with a graphical user interface and software-development tools.

        lmao no idea either. it's just kind of there

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        Microsoft Access was developed by Anarcho-Primitivists as an avant-garde critique of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism, but accidently got implemented at a Fortune 500 company by an IT department too overworked to deploy SQL. Then it took off because of the inherent contradiction of Western Techno-Capitalism.

        Its like the Dogecoin of business technology.

  • JuneFall [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Having Excel open

    Not being a real gamer

    This is Eve marginalization! Literally :19::84:

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Someone doesn't know how to trigger the flight sim in Excel 97.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    This is just the job requirements list to be a Pathologic Dev.

      • Nakoichi [they/them]M
        ·
        3 years ago

        It was a great show. Not as good as News Radio though, RIP Phil :sadness:

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          3 years ago

          Love News Radio but the show is responsible for Phil Hartman getting killed, Andy Dick got his wife back on coke and that led to the murder and put Joe Rogan on the map. Great show but deeply cursed.

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This is the fantasy/fear of all g*mers: muscle-bound-back-flipping chads tricking m'ladies.