Actually, Stalin dropped out of his seminary training to learn magic at Koldovstoretz, and graduated top of his year after publishing a groundbreaking dissertation on the Vanishing Spell.
Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves on to the comically-engorged testicles of the school's famous communal fat hogs, and vanished the evidence.
They are going to have Winston Churchill be a secret wizard, and Hitler siding with Grindelwald. Probably Stalin too.
Actually, Stalin dropped out of his seminary training to learn magic at Koldovstoretz, and graduated top of his year after publishing a groundbreaking dissertation on the Vanishing Spell.
I’ll be honest I was expecting that picture to just be PPB
Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves on to the comically-engorged testicles of the school's famous communal fat hogs, and vanished the evidence.
it was called hogballs before that