ah misspelled ray smh
fixed: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CnOO54XqJl.png
Based on this meme but with accurate graph https://i.redd.it/cc2tdmwdovp71.jpg
There's actually some buildings whose chic modern design focuses light rays on a point, causing heat damage
A brainstorm session at the Axis of Evil headquarters in Havana:
Xi: "Okay folks, we need to come up with a new weapon to use against those pig-dog yankee imperialists. Any ideas?"
Kim Jong-Un: "What about sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads?"
Putin: "Enough with the sharks! We've talked about this a million times!"
Maduro: "What about a big scary death ray that goes: Zap! Zap! Zap! We'll put it on a million giant robots and..."
Xi: "Okay, okay... Death rays are a good idea. Our evil communist scientists will be able to make one, because unlike the good scientists of the free Western world they are deceitful and cheat."
Putin: "A death ray, seriously? That has been done a million times. Can't we come up with something more original?"
Díaz-Canel: "This death ray is not your average death ray because... uhmm... It's a stealth death ray!"
Putin: "Stealth?"
Díaz-Canel: "Yeah, you won't even know you've been shot with it!"
Putin: "So your death ray actually doesn't do anything?"
Díaz-Canel: "It does! It gives them symptoms. Symptoms of... uh... A hangover!"
Xi: "I say we roll with it. It's the best we could come up with"
goddamnit I read the Maduro part in his voice and Spanish and it's so funny
this is his REAL weapon https://youtu.be/37ERZydPI8A
A lung cancer vaccine and a peaceful economy? ALL HAIL FIDEL BABY 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺
The trick to curing Havana Syndrome is to never stop drinking.
It's how Hunter does it. :hunter:
Not even a death ray! A moderate discomfort ray!
Technically it shoots a small projectile that pierces the skin and dissolves.
Hot take: Havana Syndrome isn't real but I wish it was, frying American
spiesdiplomats' brains would unironically be funny and cool
