:agony-immense:

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Because the other cyclists immediately went into care mode and wanted to make sure the people injured were okay. The kid also probably stayed in his car with the doors locked until the police could get there and remove the violent bikers.

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        I wouldn't be able to resist smashing his window with a bike lock and dragging him out but it's good they cared for the injured.

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          What's funny is that if you did that you'd likey end up in prison for assault with a deadly weapon while he got an insurance payout.

  • baby_trump [undecided]
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    3 years ago

    Fucking kill him idgaf at this point. Shit piles like him are the reason I don't ride my bike anymore. I almost got killed last year by an asshole in a lifted truck who edged right up to and made me crash.

  • bigboopballs [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I don't even know what "coal rolling" is but fuck car/truck obsessed people and their tiny little dicks

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      One of the worst trends when it comes to modding cars. For some reason these STEM geniuses think that less burnt fuel means more power, so they just crank the fuel system up and spend time spilling partially burnt diesel out of their exhaust. It's on par with thinking your computer runs cooler when you turn the leds to blue, except more carcinogens. Makes me miss people straight-piping their cars thinking that louder equals faster (j/k, they still do this while "rolling coal", catalytic converters are for pussies).

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        i thought it was mostly being done to create a deliberate smoke screen. basically weaponizing their fuel systems.

        • mayo_cider [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          It doesn't really work when you drive a car that's been lifted a few feet in suburbs and you can hear the car coming miles away.

    • CoconutOctopus [it/its]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Given that that they were a bunch of guys on expensive tri-bikes training for an Iron Man in suburban Texas, they are probably white male professionals, which means any court battles won't be quite as one-sided in favor of the cager as these things usually are.

      • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Critical support for... ???white privilege??? in its revolutionary struggle against Coal Rittenhouse.

        • CoconutOctopus [it/its]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          We love it when terrible people fight each other instead of fighting us.

          • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            To be fair to the bikers, they're not terrible people - they didn't do anything wrong here. But yeah, the :lmayo: being used against the :lmayo: does produce a warm, fuzzy feeling.