And Jesus said onto his flock: Beat the shit out of that single mother of three working $7.25 an hour to support her kids for having the nerve to ask you to wear a mask. - Kulaks 420:69
Kulak Jesus is/will be such an interesting phenomenon. Like supply side Jesus on steroids. Waiting for the first TV megachurch pastor to start preaching kulak gospel, if it hasn't started already
Uh, yeah, that's been the whole prosperity gospel thing that has been a core of the evangelical tv guy shtick from the start
Yup when I applied for a French restaurant bakery that was known for their breakfast brunch I requested Sundays off for religious reasons lmao it wasn't even a lie. I just couldn't handle the Sunday brunch crowd anymore after dealing with it at another place.
American Christians pile up in church to hear readings from a book that says poor people deserve sympathy and rich people go to hell and then they go to Golden Corral to yell at minimum wage staff
Europeans be like, "Indulgence is paid, time to go invade and conquer fucking everything"
You're wrong about the European relationship to Christianity. Europeans doesn't care about going to church, they care about the true meaning of Christianity, namely that it is not Islam. Belief in "not Islam" is an important part of European culture as it justifies their rabid islamophobia.
14 and Jesus did say unto the kebab stand owner, 15 "oi bruv u haffin' a fuckin' giggle at me? u speakin' giggle words to ur fuckin' m8? we speak ARAMAIC 'ERE" 16 and commanded all his flock 17 to shout slurs at the kebab man 18 because he was taking all the jobs that Jesus wanted 19 as if he would work in a kebab stand if not for the immigrant 20 and when Rexit happened he did not 21 and complained that there was no food for some reason
i's jus' followin' the boible i is.
16 and commanded all his flock 17 to shout slurs at the kebab man
:michael-laugh: lmao
gammon jesus gammon jesus
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He's wearing that because it looks like a St. George's Cross n' he wants to celebrate tha real fuckin' geezer n' show tha fuckin' illegals wots wot in jolly ole Judea.
Most colonizers were protestant, and therefore got mad at the idea of an indulgence. Instead they believed God gave you money for being good, even if you were actively stealing that money from other people.
There were still the Spanish, Portuguese, French, and Italian-Americans. Catholic colonialism hadn't taken off yet when indulgences were at their height but it took over as much of the world as protestant colonialism.
Here we see again how atomization and consumerism destroys community. It once was common for parishes to hold social hours hospitality or coffee or something after services. This would help people get to know each other over some food and grow as a community, and was a good time to discuss community matters or church concerns. Now they just go to diners and yell at waitresses for 2 hours afterwards. I'm always very pleasantly surprised when I am at a church that still has some sort of social after Mass, it allows me to meet and talk with people in the community as a fellow Catholic.
"wHy ArEn'T yOu In ChUrCh???" followed by leaving one of those Bible quote fake dollar bills as a "tip" on a $100 brunch bill and a bunch of Are You Saved??? pamphlets in the restrooms. :disgost:
I fucking hated Sunday day shifts when I was waiting tables.
The abuse was bad enough but these fuckers were almost universally bad tippers.
what the heavens why do customers waste that energy being hateful towards innocent people who just want to survive
I fucking hate old people for this reason I actively fucking avoid them on sundays
i worked alone at a video store (one of the last in the area and a big tax scam) on Sunday mornings. this one guy would come in after church, all euphoric, and try to convert me every fucking week. i ran out of shit to tell him after some time and was glad when he finally gave up.
