the picture of the barbershop was the best part. It looked like they rented some office storefront. One guy on a loveseat. One guy in an office chair. Spiderman Homecoming DVD cover stapled to the wall.
That's just the accumulated trimmings after years of barber service!
Every barber in every barbershop I've ever been to tends to be, for lack of a better description, a bit of a neat-freak obsessive. Obviously you want to have a clean and tidy place of business (even before COVID), and I cannot imagine someone setting up shop in a carpeted unit. This also breaks down when you ask "how did they install barber chairs in carpet?"
“how did they install barber chairs in carpet?”
Velcro on the bottoms!
Putting Warren and "heat" in the same sentence is what really gives this away.
:warren-medusa: gosh golly me, my mee-maw and paw-paw sent me down here for a gosh darn haircut
What are you talking about? Elizabeth Warren's incredibly sweep in South Carolina was driven almost entirely by the Barber Shop Quartet Vote.