on a serious note, even an innocuous device can harvest tons of data. a facebook buttplug would be able to generate your work schedule, your eating habits, whether you're single or not, whether you're stably employed, how exploitable you are, how exploitable your data is. data is the next gold for a reason.
your smart buttplug vibrates when your coffee is ready
alexa please make me nut.
all this sounds unironically good though 🥵🥵
it's all fun and games until mark zukerberg uses data from your facebook buttplug to blackmail you into sucking him off.
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blackmailing people into sex isn't about enjoying sex
what kind of data can a buttplug possibly collect
on a serious note, even an innocuous device can harvest tons of data. a facebook buttplug would be able to generate your work schedule, your eating habits, whether you're single or not, whether you're stably employed, how exploitable you are, how exploitable your data is. data is the next gold for a reason.
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Lotsa shit
there was a thing a while back with a smart buttplug recording audio and sending it back to the company
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That's it, this whole thread is getting locked up
yall joking but i straight up got a smart buttplug linked to my spotify
Imagine dying in a buttplug accident because u accidently put on a grindcore playlist.
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