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    • Sushi_Desires
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      3 years ago

      Absolutely. Plus, if they let him back on, Khive may possibly turn its gaze his way, and they have only grown more deranged and powerful at posting in his absence. I think it would make twitter extremely funny again, at least until he gets banned a second time

  • DetroitLolcat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Can't he like strike a deal with Twitter where he can have his account back so long as he doesn't run for president?

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      3 years ago

      someone should suggest it to him so when they accept and he inevitably runs anyway, we can have the funniest supreme court case in decades

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      If he's president again - Twitter will give him his account back. In his second presidency Trump will finally have aides around him to force people to do what he wants by any means necessary.

      As a mere demonstration of Trump's power - he could have Jack kidnapped and sent to a black site as a "joke".

    • Sushi_Desires
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      3 years ago

      Just to be sure, I went to check the name of the person who wrote up this snippet. For some reason the magazine hasn't attributed it to an individual, but if they had I absolutely believe their name would be something like "Morg Trufflebinge."

  • Chomsky [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Give it back to him. The damage is done and now half of twitter posts like him but not funny.