• Awoo [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Do real gloryholes actually exist outside of porn? Is this a regional thing? I have never seen an actual gloryhole cutout in a real toilet not a single time in my life, and I've been to some horrendous toilets.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        11 months ago

        Yes, of course. I am also always seeing them at the sex clubs I am frequently... uh... invited to, because I am so hot.

        sigh

        • TheDialectic [none/use name]
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          11 months ago

          No, wrong. Sex clubs are for normal people. Hot people get invited to sex enought they don't need to make a club for it. Such that in metro areas there is one club for like, hot rich people and no one wants to go there because you will bad about yourself there. Most swinger parties are just like sexy PTA meetings.

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      11 months ago

      ive only seen them in clubs where sex is either expected to be happening at or not uncommon to be happening at or at a random gas station here and there

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        I haven't even seen them in goth kink clubs or some of the more extreme gay bars/clubs here. Must be something I'm missing.

        • GinAndJuche
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          11 months ago

          American stalls are already terrible, so putting a hole in the wall isn't that big of a deal.

          Take pride in having stalls of such quality nobody dares desecrate their structural integrity.

    • jayWL@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      I saw one during a road trip last summer when we stopped at a camping place, so we could use the toilet. A bona fide fucking gloryhole on the side of my stall, first time I've ever seen one. It took me a good second to understand what I was seeing.

  • loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    11 months ago

    My local Benihana removed their glory hole and everybody I've talked to about it is pretending that it never existed. The weirdest part is that the next closest Benihana still has their glory hole so it's clearly not a corporate decision.

    • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
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      11 months ago

      I tried the local Benihana hole (Benihole) and the chef just made a show about dramatically flinging cooked rings of onions onto my (now oil scalded) penis

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        it's the gloryhole but this is the only operator: https://abc3340.com/resources/media/83e8136b-70cd-47f7-a8eb-989edc3ef80b-large1x1_peepeeboytoy2.PNG

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    The encouragement to conform, discouragement of curiosity, and poor quality of sexual education in my local area has created a deficit that cannot be adequately addressed through a hole.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    11 months ago

    Mostly the last thing my area needs is another glory hole

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      Is it hard to get to work with all the glory holes clogging up the streets and sidewalks? How many glory holds are we talking and in how large of an area?

  • WithoutFurtherBelay
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    11 months ago

    If you’re going to parody my post, at least do it right.

    I do not mean this as a rhetorical question: I mean it literally. Tell us what’s stopping you! I don’t want to invalidate you, but the opposite. I’m sure people here would love to help if it’s possible. Jerk away!

    Personally, I think Covid and the general amount of work everyone does are the two biggest obstacles to community fucking. Not just for me, but everybody I know. It’s nearly impossible to build a gloryhole when nobody has the energy to even play a video game together, and actually fucking in person can literally kill you. There are definitely solutions, but we need to realize them as problems first to find them. If you have suggestions, please share them! Same goes for the issues everyone else shares (if they’re ok with help, of course).

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Glory holes are bourgeoisie decadence, we don't need a glory hole to suck people off. You just need to ask our proletarian mutual aid cadre, and we can get your needs met.