Do to unfortunate circumstances I have to leave my gamer chair yet again. Anyone have any ideas about what I should be doing here? Apparently the guy with the nipple piercings at the nude beachwill sell me mushrooms if he likes my vibe, so that is a start.
but never do diving especially not while high
Well yeah. Don't dive, just snorkel.
If Maui is anything like Kauai, a snorkel is all you need to see dozens of fascinating tropical fish species. Don't go swimming on shrooms without a lifeguard though.