Homestar440 [he/him] to news • 3 years agoThis is actually pretty cool, now excuse me while I pop a large bag of popcornexternal-linkmessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up130
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minus-squareHomestar440 [he/him]hexagonhexbear10·3 years agoWell, maybe, but wouldn't that seem a bit disingenuous? Maybe they could write a good story arc to do it, but to just make the flagship character suddenly declare LGBT+ status would be a little weird link
minus-squareIndifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]hexbear10·3 years agoDon't be ridiculous, Superman is clearly the bottom in that relationship! link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear13·3 years agoCan superman fuck at all? He'd probably kill someone by shooting a load through their torso or snipping off a dick with his asshole link
minus-squareIndifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]hexbear11·3 years agoI know that's you Kevin Smith, where's my refund for Yoga Hosers you Jersey dirtbag?! link
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]hexbear9·edit-23 years ago Holy shit. Don't you see? This is what it's all about! It's all connected! Superman soaks link
minus-squareKappapillar [comrade/them,undecided]hexbear7·3 years agoWarning - not nude but some suggestive bare skin and poses https://m.imgur.com/WwYztcv link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear6·3 years agoUnless he could wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A link
minus-squaressjmarx [he/him]hexbear6·3 years agoThat's why he ends up with Wonder Woman, and their sex causes earth-ravaging hurricanes. link
minus-squareOrannis62 [ze/hir]hexbear5·3 years agoPuts the "I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard" speech in a new light link
minus-squaredoublepepperoni [none/use name]hexbear5·3 years agoWasn't there some Spiderman story where his radioactive spooge gave Mary Jane cancer that killed her link
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]hexbear6·3 years ago:gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: link
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear8·3 years agoit would be incredibly weird, and the outrage and posting wars would be ten times as insufferable. that's why they should do it. link
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear7·3 years agothey should show his cock to be h link
minus-squareCatherine_Steward [she/her]hexbear5·3 years agothey should make official explicit gay sex between superman and batman. catwoman and lois can watch if they want, that parts not important link
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Well, maybe, but wouldn't that seem a bit disingenuous? Maybe they could write a good story arc to do it, but to just make the flagship character suddenly declare LGBT+ status would be a little weird
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Don't be ridiculous, Superman is clearly the bottom in that relationship!
Can superman fuck at all? He'd probably kill someone by shooting a load through their torso or snipping off a dick with his asshole
I know that's you Kevin Smith, where's my refund for Yoga Hosers you Jersey dirtbag?!
Holy shit. Don't you see? This is what it's all about! It's all connected!
Superman soaks
Warning - not nude but some suggestive bare skin and poses https://m.imgur.com/WwYztcv
Unless he could wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A
That's why he ends up with Wonder Woman, and their sex causes earth-ravaging hurricanes.
Puts the "I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard" speech in a new light
Wasn't there some Spiderman story where his radioactive spooge gave Mary Jane cancer that killed her
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Real Theory hours, who up
:gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman: :gigachad: :gator-bi: :gigachad-hd: :biderman:
it would be incredibly weird, and the outrage and posting wars would be ten times as insufferable. that's why they should do it.
they should show his cock to be h
they should make official explicit gay sex between superman and batman.
catwoman and lois can watch if they want, that parts not important