I learned recently that only 1% of your farts are made up of Hydrogen Sulfide. Ocording to OSHA the odor becomes more offensive at 3-5 ppm. If I could increase it to 500-700 ppm it would cause staggering and even death after 30-60 minutes without immediately getting fresh air. 700-1000 can cause rapid unconsciousness or immediate collapse after 1-2 breaths causing your breathing to stop and death within minutes. 1000-2000 ppm will cause instant death. I've tried sulfur supplements like NAC, MSM and Agmatine Sulfate but they only increase it by a small amount.
Cysteine is a sulfur containing compound. There was a studies done in Australia where they mixed poop with cysteine and found it resulted in a 7-fold increase in hydrogen sulfide emissions.
High cysteine foods for your experimentation
Maybe stay away from the raw chicken legs tho
Dennys Spaghetti And Meatballs
791mg (276% RDI) in 1 serving
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You’d want to do high cysteine + low carb, so that your body uses the carbon in the amino acids as an energy source for gluconeogenesis and strips off the sulfur-containing “R” group of the cysteine.
If I could increase it to 500-700 ppm it would cause staggering and even death after 30-60 minutes without immediately getting fresh air. 700-1000 can cause rapid unconsciousness or immediate collapse after 1-2 breaths causing your breathing to stop and death within minutes. 1000-2000 ppm will cause instant death.
Keep in mind that people, possibly including you, fart in their sleep. Like, a lot. Please don't kill yourself by trying to weaponize your farts.
Thinking of trying these https://ecofrenhealth.wordpress.com/why-does-eating-petai-make-your-urine-stink/
One of my favorite obscure songs ever: "Asparagus Makes Your Urine Smell Funny" by Rudy Schwartz Project.
Yes. Put black salt in your food. It mimics egginess due to high sulfur content.
1% is 10,000ppm, just buy a piece of plastic tubing and pipe it directly into your lungs
The issue here isn't percentage of sulfur in your farts, it's percentage of farts in the room
If you're lactose intolerant like normal people, drink some milk. You'll get sour, nasty farts all day.
(Drinking milk in front of lactose intolerant people is one way racists show off what horrible people they are)
Drinking milk
in front of lactose intolerant peopleis one way racists show off what horrible people they areFTFY :vegan-liberation-rad:
I think you would need a specialized organ connected to your rectum to do this.
If it just needs to mix with your shit, cysteine suppository and/or enema?
