• ReadFanon [any, any]
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    11 months ago

    we're funding and arming a group of people with the idea of locking Russia into a costly conflict -- now why does that sound so familiar?

    What are we up to now... is it Gladio-C?

    I worry that we're going to run out of letters in the alphabet and we'll have to start resorting to COVID naming protocols if this shit keeps up. This is a matter of national security!!

      • ReadFanon [any, any]
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        11 months ago

        This one really got me. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

        (Poor kid though. Imagine being Elon Musk's child and being named like you're a robot who does a bit-part role in a Star Wars movie. Either is bad enough but both?

        I can't wait until they grow up to be yet-another nepo billionaire shilling crypto and dick pills so that I can feel vindicated for participating in their online bullying back when they were still an infant.)

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          11 months ago

          Doesn't muskrat have a kid who's Trans and hates his fucking guts? There's always hope for children as they can develop into their own people separate from their environment they were nurtured in