World's. Longest. Funeral.

The man is a poet.

  • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    My favorite part of this is how professional the header is and then it's just a shit post tweet.

    Trump for court jester after the revolution.

    • Rem [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Make his official title "King of the News"

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    It’s going to be so funny watching future heads of state have to attend trumps funeral out of “respect” and “dignity” and whatever norms they have.

    Or if trump attends Biden’s funeral (I’m torn whether or not he will) imagine what he would say. Or his From the Office of the Former President release

    • threshold [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      By him attending he owns him. If he's even invited in the first place, he absolutely will attend Biden's funeral if somehow Trump's off-brand Adrenochrome lasts longer than Biden's dementia.

    • TruffleBitch [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      He won't be invited. He wasn't invited to McCain's either, although I think Ivanka and Jared insisted on an invite/were expected to politely turn the invite down. I remember Meghan bitching about how they should have known that they weren't welcome at her dad's funeral.

  • Crucible [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Who has always been a bully and basically a lowlife"

    Amazing

  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He has such a unique writing style, the simple words and attempts at wordplay as well as the hyperbole. I can't help but hear his voice when I read.

  • buh [any]
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    3 years ago

    That's my president

  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How do I subscribe to these without getting a bunch of fundraiser spam? Maybe a twitter bot that automatically posts them?

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Find some other account that retweets them and let them absorb the psychic damage on your behalf.