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  • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    F. R. E. E. Market, ambassador to Cuba, has just been awarded a $5 million dollar a year pension in recognition of his debilitating case of Havana Syndrome he suffered while doing cocaine with hookers serving his country. He is reported to have said, "Communism is when my head hurts. In contrast, when the military pays me a lot of money for not doing anything, that's capitalism."