• RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    Kim Jong Un forced an old man to tie a thousand large balloons to his home and went on an adventure (at gunpoint) with him throughout the country. The dictator’s decadence knows no bounds.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      It's just so hilariously stupid

      "What should we do with them? Should we ready a firing squad?"

      "No...I have something...special...in mind for them"

      "...so poison?"

      "Ready a hot air balloon"

      "Wut"

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    It's unimportant, but this idiot doesn't know how to write headlines. As-written, it suggests that the evidence for the story was provided by a North Korean Leader about a person that leader referred to as 'Kim Jong Un,' despite the fact that it is surely not trying to claim the former or cast doubt on the name of the latter.

    • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      11 months ago

      It's unimportant

      No, it's vitally important and I wouldn't have noticed how terribly formatted/written it was if it weren't for you. So, thank you.

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    yeonmi-park In North Korea they make space station out of hot air balloons.

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

  • Greenleaf [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Hot air balloons can’t make it anywhere close to even the stratosphere, much less space right?

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      11 months ago

      That's why they make up shit like this. It's supposed to be a "North Korea is so dumb they don't even know this basic primary school science fact." It's designed to make them seem weak and stupid.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I think there are some kinds that can at least get to a height that looks like space, though looking it up I see lots of carefully worded claims about "the edge of space" and sometimes the stratosphere.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      To reach orbit you need to accelerate to over 16,000 miles per hour and leave the atmosphere. A balloon can't rise above the point of neutral buoyancy, which is necessarily inside the atmosphere (i.e. not in space).

  • goose [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    What an absurd headline. He was clearly using the Fulton Recovery System to send them to Mother Base

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    I hope libs and reactionaries keep saying shit like this

    At this rate maybe the truth about the history of Korea will go mainstream for gen z and millenials on tictok

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Just attach balloons to congress and float them away like in Up but with a happier ending.