The fact the DOD has been making a big hullabaloo about "UFO"s and shit after space force officially became a thing had convinced me that the feds are making shit up to expand their corpulent-ass budget even more so they can get darpa to make them more dumb fucking ideas that cost billions for them to draw on a napkin as the war ghouls drive dumptrucks of cash while cackling all the way to the banks
they're gonna fake an invasion to get more money for defense
"aliens" will invade exclusively the united states and americans will think nothing of it
"wow, space force miraculously fended off the aliens, who were real" :big-cool:
The fact the DOD has been making a big hullabaloo about "UFO"s and shit after space force officially became a thing had convinced me that the feds are making shit up to expand their corpulent-ass budget even more so they can get darpa to make them more dumb fucking ideas that cost billions for them to draw on a napkin as the war ghouls drive dumptrucks of cash while cackling all the way to the banks
why would they do that they could just ask for more money and get it. This is needlessly elaborate
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they aren't going to fake an alien invasion because people like that take themselves too seriously to become scooby doo villains