Haha oh man DUMP misspelled the phrase "final solution" in his Tweet, and Trevor Noah owned him

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    I apologize for my previous post, in my haste to raise Black womyn voices I neglected to mention that Jay-Z purchased the Tribeca penthouse that he now co-owns with Beyoncé, in my ignorance I am making another $5 paper airplane thereby doubling my donation to Black Lives and I'm literally chucking it out the window right this moment, please stop cancelling me

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I may have misgendered a $5 bill in hucking it out of my condo window, so I am now crumpling a $5 and throwing it as hard as I can in the direction of nonbinary actor Ellen Degeneres who I am fairly confident is trans

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        I am going to a reconciliation brunch with the LGBTQ community involving noted bisexual columnist Bari Weiss and Caitlyn Jenner who is a Good Republican, as well as gay ally and friend Meaghan McCain, you can stop subtweeting me now