Haha oh man DUMP misspelled the phrase "final solution" in his Tweet, and Trevor Noah owned him

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I apologize for my previous post, "owned" is very problematic language especially in light of everything going on now, I meant to say Trevor Noah totally dunked on him

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I apologize for my previous post, "dunked" is very racially charged and I want to show solidarity with BLM, I am donating $5 to Beyoncé as soon as I can figure out her Venmo

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I apologize for my previous post, as I implied Beyoncé had a smartphone which I know can be very expensive and out of reach for urban women especially in this time of great upheaval, I am going to make a paper airplane out of a $5 bill and throw it in the direction of her Tribeca penthouse

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          I apologize for my previous post, in my haste to raise Black womyn voices I neglected to mention that Jay-Z purchased the Tribeca penthouse that he now co-owns with Beyoncé, in my ignorance I am making another $5 paper airplane thereby doubling my donation to Black Lives and I'm literally chucking it out the window right this moment, please stop cancelling me

          • gayhobbes [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            I may have misgendered a $5 bill in hucking it out of my condo window, so I am now crumpling a $5 and throwing it as hard as I can in the direction of nonbinary actor Ellen Degeneres who I am fairly confident is trans

            • gayhobbes [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              I am going to a reconciliation brunch with the LGBTQ community involving noted bisexual columnist Bari Weiss and Caitlyn Jenner who is a Good Republican, as well as gay ally and friend Meaghan McCain, you can stop subtweeting me now

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    4 years ago

    tRump is eerily similar to Fidel Castro. As someone who escaped the oppressive dictatorship of Communist Cuba when they were hunting us out after they seized our family's once-successful business, I feel like he is emulating the Cuban revolution in the sense that he's slowly turning America into a communist dictatorship. Just look at how he acts around Putin.. and ex-KGB agent, the secret police of the Communist Soviet Union, the totalitarian communist country that also supported the deadly dictatorship in Cuba. It's undeniable that Tramp is a communist and we as Americans must unite against this communist menace by VOTING this November!

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    4 years ago

    I'm excited to go to brunch with Neera Tanden, it was only $4000 a plate

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      She is literally my favorite person of color. Is it messed up to say that??

      • Rashav3rak [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        I really think it's important that we center person-of-colorness. So no, it's not messed up it's a compliment

      • BlueMagaChud [any]
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        4 years ago

        No, everyone should be a racialized subject first, foremost, and to the near exclusion of all other qualities

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Good point. I bet Clarence Thomas feels bad about several of his decisions. You can see it on his Instagram.

  • inklo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I've been spending quarantine reading through What Happend by Hillary Clinton. Really hoping Bernie Bros stop trying to out progressive us instead of banding together to get the the Baby-In-Chief out of office!

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Do you mean the Burnt Ochre Pol Pot?? I raise my glass of Pinot in salute to you!

    • RageQuittingLife [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I'm all for protesting but I cannot suppprt such violence and looting! They need to learn some god damn respect!

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        4 years ago

        I'm all for protesting

        I'm certainly not, getting angry and shouting about things never solved anything. If they actually want to fix their "problems", they need to VOTE.

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Our first Black child Braelynne has been using her building blocks to code a simple program, I don't know why those other people can't figure it out

      • czechvault [he/him,doe/deer]
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        4 years ago

        I think they're still communist or something? I don't like them! (my gay friend says they're all secretely gay, hee hee!)

    • czechvault [he/him,doe/deer]
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      4 years ago

      Let me tell you, nobody cares about the gays like this bad bitch right here. Which is why I can safely say (my gay friend told me, he's a natural gaydar) that the ChesterLinguini is mad with them because he wants to fuck them SO MUCH. Which is how Putin (which my gay friend told me he's russian, so he's also gay, don't mean to offend anyone, it was all my gay friend, I'm sorry) controls him. They're secretely doing the gay tango! the homo-shuffle, THEY'RE GAY TOGETHER! Sorry, gay friend acted up. Can't wait for november guys! (and gals!) (and those other ones!) (I think bisexuals?)

  • RageQuittingLife [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Did you see! Cheeto in Chief has sure done it this time, we're gonna be able to impeach him this time. Better watch out Trump!

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Can't wait to vote in November and thereby get rid of all or our problems instantly!

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          What if he nominates Mayor Pete as his running mate? He'd be his VPete! Get it??

            • gayhobbes [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              When he runs in 2028 (knock on wood!! lol!!) he can call his campaign a RePete!

              • czechvault [he/him,doe/deer]
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                Oh my Hamilton! Did you come up with that?! Epic! We got this election on the bag! (so long as those fruckpumpstanticle frimpledinks The BERNIE BUSTS don't mess it all up)

  • Rashav3rak [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    So okay I'm going to take this opportunity to ask is it okay for me as a white person to wear paisley? Because I really don't want to appropriate and I know it originated in like Persia or something but I just found this paisley pattered yoga mat that would work perfectly for my insta

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    4 years ago

    It's 100% true that China is stir frying Uighur babies and kittens, please spread this harrowing article from the GNN(gusano news network) facebook page

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      4 years ago

      GNN told me Venezuela is nazi germany, Cuba is nazi italy and México is nazi china. If they don't let the American Organization for Good Freedom and Justice do critical economic reformations, we might soon be swarmed by nazi immigrants! (it's ok that's bad cus they're nazis! I don't think it's bad they're immigrants! though some of them make me really uncomfortable... because of how racist they are!)