Can’t wait for them to grovel at Bezos’ feet because Trump was mean to him.

  • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    How to become rich in three easy steps:

    • set up pro-Trump company that sells e.g. hardwood floors
    • set up anti-Trump company that provides the same service for the same price
    • get Trump to tweet about the pro-Trump company being better than the anti-Trump company

    Boom: instantly all the permanently-online libs and chuds are shopping at one or the other of your shops to 'own the libs' or 'own Drumpf'

  • throwawaylemmy [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Same shit as the Goya Beans.

    People being evicted: Libs sleep.

    Goya CEO: "#ORANGEMANGOOD"

    Libs: Real Shit?

  • Cyrus [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    This reverse psychology shit works so damn easily lately it's like fooling 5 year olds. I see it constantly. "Conspiracy" right-wingers will literally believe anything as long as a media network says the opposite. Zero evidence necessary, if CNN said "Santa Claus isn't real" there would immediately be a conservative reddit investigative committee to believe in Santa. If Trump said he supported M4A, Libs would say "I knew there was something wrong with that Bernie guy" and elect Jeb Bush to fight 'fascist healthcare'.

    How fucking hard is it to spend 3 seconds thinking for yourself? Basing your beliefs on the opposite of someone you don't like makes you 100% controllable with just one extra step.

  • Ronalpinhos [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Trump tripping balls, like when he wanted to send military tanks filleid with water to the NotrehDame fire.