• Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Call me crazy, but No Nut November is a terrible idea. You're gonna lose all the calluses you need for Dick Destroy December.

    • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Jack It January,

      Ferocious Fappin' Febuary,

      Mad Masturbation March,

      Anal Annihilation April,

      Meat Mashin' May,

      Just Jizz June,

      Jubilant Jackin' July,

      Autoerogenous August,

      Snake Stranglin' September,

      Omni-Orgasm October,

      No Nut November,

      Dick Destroy December.

      One month isn't so bad. EDIT: Line breaks didn't work, and no one should have to read this list on a single line.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      No you see, he's against pornography, not the act of hog cranking. You and your bros maintain your calluses by logging off PornHub and furiously joshing each other off, the way God intended