As soon as I spotted the first orca approaching I'd go "nope nope nope nope fuck this shit not getting my boat flipped today nope nope nope nope" and move away.
I know it's illegal, but I doubt the seal would snitch
a) Hop back into the water to the pod of massive, murderous apex predators who have been hunting you specifically for the past hour or do you
b) stay with the 65 kg human who has displayed nothing but irritation ever since you stepped on her boat but now she’s walking towards you oh god oh no better jump to the literal killer whales
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Geez. That takes a heart of stone.
Its like killing a dog by pushing it into the highway
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:sadness: hope the sea puppy was okay.
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what the fuck. She's just a worker who is stressed out and should have told her boss to fuck off.
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As soon as I spotted the first orca approaching I'd go "nope nope nope nope fuck this shit not getting my boat flipped today nope nope nope nope" and move away.
I know it's illegal, but I doubt the seal would snitch
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Shows what you know. Seals are notorious gossips.
Gotta drag totally irrelevant things in when annoyed at someone's actions.
CHUD life
You’re a seal. Do you
a) Hop back into the water to the pod of massive, murderous apex predators who have been hunting you specifically for the past hour or do you
b) stay with the 65 kg human who has displayed nothing but irritation ever since you stepped on her boat but now she’s walking towards you oh god oh no better jump to the literal killer whales
:gulag: