Skateboard Megaramping, Orangutan Taunting, Fire Walking, Auto Erotic Asphyxiating, Tax Dodging, Dog Fighting, Carbon Monoxide Breathing, Death Racing, Playing With Lawndarts, Podracing....
:gamer-gulag:
women look down on me for playing video games, it's absolutely not something i just made up to be a victim
Me: women hate vidya
Also me: anyone who plays vidya and says they’re a woman is lying
Also also me: :le-pol-face:
what if they were shipped off to call of duty and died
what if they became grand theft autos and then went to jail
you say it's unsafe not to play video games, and yet you use the video game Spelunky as an example :very-intelligent:
These are definitely all the things this guy would be doing instead of gaming lmao
I mean you can play videogames and still do "dangerous stuff". I used to play games and do rock/mountain climbing and urban exploring before I got ill. Like one doesn't exclude the other. We aren't characters from a 90s high school drama, we can have multiple interests at once lol.
One of the best CS players I know also does white water rafting and martial arts. I believe he’s competed professionally in all of them
Sounds cool as fuck tbh.
You can also get some crazy modded e-bikes/petrol bikes, I've seen some dude on the highway with one lol.
airplane dodging, competitive lightbulb eating, finger cutting, dumbbell dropping, nazi regalia wearing, window licking, podcasting, tungsten cube collecting
Also telling he can't imagine couples wanting to go out together and can't imagine that people go clubbing for other reasons than being horny and wanting to get wasted.
As someone desperately overwhelmed by clubs, I also cannot imagine going there for anything other than horny and wasted
I'm sorry, i didn't mean that as a jab at people who don't feel comfortable in crowds or anything like that.
They'd like you to do the fucking dishes, and talk to them once in a while, Gary.
Women: simultaneously should be more attracted to people with antisocial hobbies and more likely to hook up with a guy whose hobbies are social
Could an entire gender be full of people who have different life experiences? No, it’s my ex girlfriend who is wrong
Ngl the dude who does all that stuff is way more interesting than the dude who plays vibeo games
