• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    my bra-less wife

    So much weirdness going on with these three words alone.

  • FunnyUsername [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Is bra-less wife supposed to be a huge deal or something because I would guess most women who don't have massive breasts would be bra-less in their own home

    • fox [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      That's because his audience is children and it's titillating to suggest booba jiggle physics

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Is this person a 16 year old boy? Everything about this gives that impression.

    • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I looked it up. The dude's fucking 30. Shows you the infantilizing influence millions of dollars and all-day g*ming can have

  • Thatoldhorse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I am in middle of a League of Legends game about to close it out, and my jockstrap-less husband brings me a sandwich(not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

    • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I'm in the middle of finishing my autonomous district's new low cost urbanization plan, and my pantyless husband (who is fairly paid for his domestic labor) brings me an vegan sandwich (not asked for) with locally produced fruit as I nail that perfect walkable design. So how is your day going?

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why would you wear a bra at home? Like if you are just staying home and relaxing why would you put one on?

    • CrookedSerpent [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I keep mine on all day, just because its more of a pain to change into one every time you want to step outside, and this is different for everyone, but I don't find bras to be particularly uncomfortable but that's just me.

      • RedArmor [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        But how will you bring a sandwich (unasked) to your gamer husband?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    If it's any consolation, my friend who works at an Adidas outlet told me that every week they get a big crate of all the Ninja branded shoes that they made and nobody is buying them

    I'm trying to see if there's a shelter or service that will take them, but it's just funny to hear him complain about them piling up

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Why would people buy them? He's the equivalent of a gamerfied children's breakfast tv show presenter.

      Companies treating that like something people want to wear are failing to understand the difference between a sports team and these famous influencers. You can be very famous and people still won't want to wear your shit. People are more likely to buy and wear items from the mediocre middle of the league esports team they like than from a much more famous person like him.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        All the sports brands are trying to edge in on the E-Sports market and doing an amazing job selling the ugliest stuff I have ever seen

  • MathVelazquez [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I swear I've seen several variations of the same post. "My hot wife brought me sammich and beer while sports/vidya." No note of thanks to the wife for doing something nice or any indication the poster would do something nice back. Just bragging.

      • spectre [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Like I get where it comes from, but the place it comes from is super odd when I think about it for 5 seconds...

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Getting an unasked for sandwich is a bit weird. Like, you may not be hungry and now you gotta eat this sandwich to not shit all over a nice gesture. That's a lot of pressure for a sandwich. I wouldn't ask my wife braless or not for a sandwich anyway, I prefer to make my own cause I do it right.

  • princeofsin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Things hexbear's love:

    1. NFT
    2. Gamers
    3. Patriarchy

    You all disgust me :rage-cry: