• Nakoichi [they/them]M
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    3 years ago

    Literally cartoon villain levels of wanting to control the world.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Self-funded

    Just in, it is actually Jeff himself who staffs all the warehouses and piss in all the bottles.

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Aha, everyone thought that the billionaires wanted to abandon earth and live in space and that it was a silly concept.

    Little did we know they are intending to jet the rabble into space and keep earth for themselves.

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        and providing the necessary life support systems

        Bezos: I never promised that

      • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Sometimes, when somebody wants to be violent towards you, they start with “joking” threats and invasion of your space. I think that’s the function of this remark.

        We spend the next 5 years dunking / memeing about how the rich want to grind us into paste so when they actually do it, the outrage is gone

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        This sounds like it would be a pretty good Netflix series directed by a lefty south korean which the Discourse will constantly compare to communism.

  • culpritus [any]
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    3 years ago

    so this is just genocide with extra steps, how many :brainworms: or :galaxy-brain: sized ego to not see it clearly

    :agony-yehaw:

  • upmysleeves [she/her,any]
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    3 years ago

    Jeff bezos but he's strapped to a rocket and we all get to predict whether or not he'll remain on earth, that would be fun I think