Disarm cops, arm retail workers

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Still remember the time I worked at CVS around Christmas Time and a lady came in twenty minutes to close, filled up two whole shopping carts with all the seasonal crap she could grab hands on and then proceeded to have me ring her out with like 10 different transactions so she could use all her coupons

    Had me stuck there an extra hour because "I always do this when it's late so I don't hold anyone up" she said

    "Ma'am, let's just finish this up because it's almost 11:00pm and I would like to go home"

    "Oh don't worry, we'll all be home and happy soon enough"

    :pain:

    • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      “Oh don’t worry, we’ll all be home and happy soon enough”

      jesus fucking christ i want to murder her for you

    • crime [she/her, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Had me stuck there an extra hour because “I always do this when it’s late so I don’t hold anyone up” she said

      Did you know you're not a person? 🙃

      That sucks comrade, wish you'd had your machete

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I know I have issues with self-esteem, but I'm just biding my time until I can get an extra set of robot arms so I can just use four machetes at the same time