There is a small room with passages to the EAST and SOUTH and a forbidding hole leading WEST. Bloodstains and deep scratches (possibly made by an axe) mar the walls. A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all the passages out of the room. Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.

What do you do?>

  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    The axe is no longer in the room and you realize that the painting is no longer in your inventory.

      • cybernetsoc [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        The painting you found two rooms previously. A painting of surpassing beauty, showing a pig with fecal matter on its gonads.

          • cybernetsoc [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 years ago

            No, it was in the underground gallery SOUTH of the Troll Room. The only painting not looted by past adventurers.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
              ·
              3 years ago

              Okay. I tell the weird guy that I don't mind him taking the painting but the troll might need that axe for whatever trolls need axes for, it's his axe anyway. I also ask him about this neat hole and if he knows the deal with it.

              • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                hexagon
                ·
                3 years ago

                He shouts back something about how it's his axe now and you clearly not understanding the premise of a thief. he continues muttering curses until out of earshot.

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                  ·
                  3 years ago

                  Although I'm tempted to hang out in this room and see who else comes by, I totally understand the troll now btw, interesting dudes come by here. I figure it's time to see what down that hole. I do a comedic loony tunes style dive in.

                  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                    hexagon
                    ·
                    3 years ago

                    You are in a cave with weird engravings. You can continue WEST or return EAST.

                      • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                        hexagon
                        ·
                        3 years ago

                        There is a room with a mirror on the SOUTH wall. There are exits WEST, NORTH and EAST.

                          • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                            hexagon
                            ·
                            3 years ago

                            It is 10 feet tall and takes up nearly the entire wall. You see yourself in the mirror and the rocky surroundings. You realize that you probably need a shower.

                              • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                                hexagon
                                ·
                                3 years ago

                                You eventually emerge on the surface world. You take a shower and return to your job at the Amazon warehouse.

                                  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                                    hexagon
                                    ·
                                    3 years ago

                                    A demon appears in front of you, summoned by your immoral, satanic music.

                                      • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                                        hexagon
                                        ·
                                        3 years ago

                                        You and the demon dance until the album finishes. You are in an empty room now. The door out of the room is to the EAST.

                                        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                          ·
                                          3 years ago

                                          Behind the Walls of Sleep is a song you phillistine, not an album. I east it up

                                          • cybernetsoc [he/him]
                                            hexagon
                                            ·
                                            3 years ago

                                            You enter your living room. It is quite messy, there are empty pizza boxes and dirty dishes strewn all over, some fungus is growing in the corner. There is a leprechaun standing on your living room table.

                                            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                              ·
                                              3 years ago

                                              I get mad at my roomates. I've been working for the last five days and haven't been in the living room. The leprechaun can wait.