Except no one shows up.
The day before the faux convention, one of us sets up a CCTV system and we see how many feds show up to the party.
Bonus lulz: hopefully the different agencies don't know they're being set up and since we know they never coordinate with each other... they are all going to try to shake down each other by engaging in a ton gay sex and drug use.
I would show up. I'd be all excited to see my comrades that I'm lowkey parasocially attached to, brimming with nervous hope that I'd finally maybe have actual friends again in person. But because I am terminally dense and forever out of the loop on anything subtle, I'd be the only non-fed to show. I don't know if there would be gay fed sex or a chud gunfight at that point, I'm reading mixed opinions. But I know it wouldn't work out well for me.
The true bit is everyone that turns up is just like this but we all think the everyone else is a fed
It's not parasocial when both sides genuinely care.
What makes you sure about that? :fedposting:
Nobody in the internet is real.
It's all fun and games until feds shoot up your orgy