My sense of self worth is so inexorably tied to my value on the market. I want so desperately to be respected and admired based on completely meaningless metrics.
what if we make up some new completely meaningless metrics, and I respect you based on those? or just arbitrarily designate some other stuff as respectable?
what are you up to in your fav clicker game? anything worth my respect? how many people with hats have you seen today? more than me I bet. how many colors do you know the names of?
jesus christ i haven't seen anyone with a hat today or yesterday. i'm a fucking loser.
I actually did! stolen sewing needles. stolen thread. no god damn clue how to do a proper stitch. none of the hats ive made were servicable.
Tell us a metric about you so that we may admire you based on it
why don't you go dial something relaxing into your mood organ Rick, or maybe have a look through a catalogue, imagine owning your own sheep one day
