https://www.today.com/food/supply-chain-crisis-now-impacting-chicken-tenders-rcna7371
Joe Biden (the communist) ate all the chicken tenders with a comically large spoon
biden ate all the tenders and forced the boys to switch their genders
President Biden to announce the release of 50 million pounds of chicken tenders from America's strategic reserve to combat rising prices.
That's just 6.6 pounds per American, how long will that last? My guess is that Alex Jones will start eating his neighbors this evening.
Wake me up when there's a beans and rice shortage because that's when shit will get real.
That would actually be a huge giant fucking deal. Nuggies are one thing but those are genuine staples.
I think I saw this here but: they're threatening the national bird of the US, the chicken mcnugget!
Upon reading this I become unstuck in time and slide forward fifty years to find myself looking at the same article in a textbook under the header "Causes of the Second American Civil War"
now threatening? where i work we haven't had a consistent supply of any cheap chicke tender or nugget like products since last year.
