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The dad is giving me an AR-15 as a present for being good at sex.
"we're so happy that you make our father happy, we all chipped in to get you this AR"
Finding out your future father in law has five child brides will come as a bit of a shock.
"Oh word? Same, same, although I'm more of a Berretta guy. Can't get past that Glock feeling of aiming down a plastic brick, you know. Anyway, what do you...normal rounds? No that's cool I guess, just a bit surprising."
Apologies if I'm being gross, but everything about this picture screams "I have done unspeakable things to every single one of my female relatives and descendants, and I will call my cousin the sheriff on you if you try to tell them it's not normal to bathe with your father when you're 26."
lol genetic pool was just like "nah, we don't need anymore white males."
Holy shit I just recognized your username too, this you? https://i.imgur.com/yZ6hMvy.png
They look so self satisfied. Do they think these photo shoots make them look cool? I mean I guess other chuds will like it when they post it on Facebook and that's the only demographic they care about but like. This looks so fuckin dorky. Proud papa with his little gun. Prepared to defend his mob of white girl clones from the unwashed masses. Who the fuck would even want to get with one of these chud princesses, honestly, besides somebody who already agrees with their way of life? So why would the dad need the gun to defend them? Might as well replace the gun with a sign that says "No blacks allowed". Bunch of fuckin dorks
Do they think these photo shoots make them look cool?
This is peak "Things conservative old-people think is cool". I bet the guy has the picture framed and sitting on his desk at the office, just to show it off to his coworkers. And I bet his coworkers all tell him how beautiful his family looks, with that kind of creepy Epstein grin.
Did neither parent look at this and go "you know kind of makes us look like the leaders of a weird cult"?
This is 3000% a utah mormon family the father is most likely a small business tyrant or works at someplace named after the young family, additionally there is a very high likely hood that at least two daughters are gay af but repressed into heterosexual by there father who was also repressed hence the gun ensure no questions him staring at Mormon men on missions in tight slacks on his work computer before heading to take this photo :sicko-wistful:
the father is most likely a small business tyrant or works at someplace named after the young family
Could also be a engineer at a defense contractor getting paid like $110k/year to do finite element analysis on screws for the F35 or something
Even better works for the cia given that Brigham young universitie is a known cia recruiting spot due to checks notes Mormons having very little someone could black mail them on
gay af Back middle left, we aren't actually that good at hiding.
Read that as wife's gf at first and was happy for how progressive and accepting they seem.
I recently introduced my girlfriend to my family I have to say the wife was pissed
It's either gotta be light blue dress, or none of them.
Or all of them? :thinking-about-it:
I don't know but the center right can't be more than 20 years older than the far right.
he uhhh...loves big black phallic objects?
Personally I don't swing that way but maybe we can make it work
With a father that overbearing, I’m in for a smooth ride. Helping a repressed future anarchist through her childhood trauma? Sure, I’ve done it before
