I saw Melina at a grocery store in Liberal, Kansas yesterday. I told faer how cool it was to meet faer in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother faer and ask faer for photos or anything. Fae said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but fae kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing their hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard faer chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw faer trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in their hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "You need to pay for those first." At first fae kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, fae stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, fae kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.