For the very first time in my entire life, I am completely detached from the outcome. I'm sure I could care less, but I never have before. Both candidates want me in prison, life is going to get worse no matter who wins, so I've come full circle from my days when elections were literally my job to a point where I'm just appreciating the spectacle of it all as if I was from some other planet. I want to see the concession speech, it's going to be delicious regardless of which one of them delivers it.