this place is gonna be so lit
I dont know which is funnier: Democrats losing twice to Trump or Republicans losing to the candidate equivalent of a cardboard cutout
Definitely Dems losing again: Would further cement just how moronically incompetent they are.
Trump winning is definitely funnier. Biden winning will have far too many stuck up libs running around for it to be funny, chuds won't really be much different than they are now from a Trump win.
Biden winning as Republicans will act like they are landlords being killed by Mao
For the very first time in my entire life, I am completely detached from the outcome. I'm sure I could care less, but I never have before. Both candidates want me in prison, life is going to get worse no matter who wins, so I've come full circle from my days when elections were literally my job to a point where I'm just appreciating the spectacle of it all as if I was from some other planet. I want to see the concession speech, it's going to be delicious regardless of which one of them delivers it.
You're giving me nostalgia of the somber Obama rose garden speech after Trump won. Delicious.
the most thrilling scenario I've seen (lovingly envisioned by John Podesta) is the one where we get a repeat of 2016 after weeks of counting votes but Biden doesn't concede and it comes down to looking at the military for answers
well, either way we get to celebrate and cry. if biden wins we will celebrate trump's loss and cry bc biden won. if trump wins we get to celebrate biden's loss and cry bc trump won.
This is exactly what I see too. Lots of :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: and :angery: :angery: :angery:
I'll be somewhere in between :jeb: and :crazy-frog-trans:
I will join you in this righteous cause comrade :sankara-salute:
Im gonna host a movie night in the discord server. Time to get jokerified
Election night... More like days or weeks. It's going to likely be a mess even if there aren't any significant shenanigans.
For more fun, theres a 0.41% chance of an asteroid crossing paths with earth the day before
Sadly it's too small to survive passing through the atmosphere, but it's the thought that counts
half of you are libs so you're going to be surprised and cry for the second time
regardless of the outcome, it will open up some libs to being radicalized. If trump wins, we can start radicalizing them immediatly, if biden wins, we merely have to wait 6 months and point at the next manmade climate disaster
The average person is extremely ignorant about such things and won't connect climate change to capitalism unless they are already radicalized. The only realistic hope for Biden radicalizing people is failing to deal with the economic problems Trump has made worse, but were ultimately just another symptom of what's been going on for centuries. I think the markets are setup for a catastrophic failure, and a lot of people are gonna be asking why this keeps happening.
True, didn't think of the economic fallout either. It's hard because i think Trump winning would actually radicalize more immediately, but i don't think neoliberalism can keep pretending it's not causing all these problems for that much longer either.
The timeline that concerns me most is Biden winning and dropping dead shortly after. All the libs will go super saiyan yas slay qween mode over Harris and completely gloss over her fash DA record just because she's a woman of color.
Though on the flip side, it could be the best opportunity to bully the shit out of the Khive crowd and all the other wine mom libs who stan her.
