I just want to explore the universe but without FTL spaceships I would need to stay alive for a very long time

:deeper-sadness:

  • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    • Robot body parts are way less flexible than human body parts

    • Human body parts are also far more energy efficient

    • Food is far more calorie-dense than any electrical storage

    • Electrical storage breaks down relatively quickly requiring replacement

    • Ads directly into your brain

    • Imagine getting hacked

    • More than likely you will be a slave

    • Society will become more progressive, leaving your "anti-SJW" views extremely outdated

    • Forget getting hacked, corporations will reprogram you and you will willingly accept it

    • Tracking cookies built right into your brain

    • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You no longer exist

    • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You are now corrupted

    • LITERALLY can't log off

    • You'll last like a week, realistically. Nobody cares about your egoist ass enough to save you when things break

    • You can literally be banned from life

    • and finally: literally incapable of feeling happy

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      3 years ago

      Idk, just short-circuit the "mood" microchip and be happy all the time, like Marvin