the "have you heard about cum?" tagline from hexbear.net , but unironic
It's "y'all hear about cum" but I really like your boomer version
Highly speculative garbage only bought and sold by libertarian weirdos? Sounds about right
every time an unvaxxed person cums the price of a GPU goes up another 5 cents
we need to shut down unvaxxed ejaculation until we can figure out what the hell is going on
"unvaxxed sperm's the next Bitcoin" works to the tune of Music Make You Lose Control
I believe the logic is that the vaccine will make people sterile or give birth to mutated children or something, so therefore people will desperately need unvaccincated sperm to reproduce. The ultimate incel cope
in antivax language this means that because all vaxxed people will die from myocarditis or some heart problem and because vaccines cause, I dunno, epigenetic changes in their eyes, antivax sperm will come at a premium since they will be god's chosen people, the only one's surviving when everything comes to roost.
Can I just sell them my sperm then? I have two shots of Sinopharm, but how in the name of fuck are they ever going to find out? ez bussiness.
This is why I bought a new cumbox before I got my first Pfizer. Old one safe in the freezer.
Actively harmful and inherently worthless but for some ungodly reason people will pay ridiculous amounts for it anyway?
Millions of unvaccinated people are going to be lobotomised, fed drugs that fuck up their metabolisms, put in factory farm style cages and made to masturbate for 18 hours straight and the outsized amount of food they're need will cause famines in the surrounding areas?
There will be a scarcity of un-vaccinated sperm producers to the point that people who want them for non-factory farm purposes won't be able to get them?
People will hack politicians twitter accounts to try and scam their followers into giving them some?
El Salvador will adopt it as a legal currency?
The majority of online drug trades will be conducted in it?
You won't legally be allowed to exchange it for fiat currency without showing the buyer photo-ID that they save to show their governments?
There'll be a small, universallly reviled segment of the that WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT online or IRL?
I mean, ok I guess.
There aren't??? Immune cells in sperm??? There aren't even mitochondria.
