Assuming she isn't dead already—yes, I am aware this is a strong load-bearing "assuming"—that's what this means. The last injury my Grandma received at 96, she couldn't grip onto the hand rail in the hallway of the ritzy old folks home, and her pelvis shattered into bone dust when she hit the ground. Once you start pushing into your 90's, your body starts actively trying to die.
Wtf could that even mean lmao
Pulled her hamstring and won't be available to play until February at the earliest
She unhinged her jaw to eat a baby but couldn't get it back to normal afterwards.
Fell and broke a bone. Or just broke a bone because age turns them to glass
Assuming she isn't dead already—yes, I am aware this is a strong load-bearing "assuming"—that's what this means. The last injury my Grandma received at 96, she couldn't grip onto the hand rail in the hallway of the ritzy old folks home, and her pelvis shattered into bone dust when she hit the ground. Once you start pushing into your 90's, your body starts actively trying to die.
sneaky way of saying shes ill
There was a news piece a couple of weeks ago about her injuring her spine or something ...