Honestly can we not? I think the funniest possible outcome of this is just pretending she's still alive forever, forming some kind of weird phudoreligious conception
I have already placed my bet that they do a Tito for at least a couple years while they
tortureconvince Charles into abdicating.There is no way the monarchy holds on under Charlie
There is no way the monarchy holds on under Charlie
The most convincing reason to make him a king.
Oh my god, that would be so fucking amazing..! They officially declare her dead, but people refuse to believe it! Like reversed Q, people digging up her grave to prove she's still alive.
People with shitposting superpowers should do this. I'm sure uk has plenty of obnoxious boomers who deserve to get gunned down by british ss for breaking into the palace.
Royal Space Marines fighting against the warbands of Space Argentina. Falklands Warhammer 40k.
She is 1000% dead and when it gets announced in February I'm gonna rub it in my lib institutionalist brother-in-law's face who rolled his eyes at me when I said this last month. Fuck you Chris.
Either way is good so long as I get to Clown on Chris.
honestly, I didn't really believe it a few weeks ago when everyone was saying she was dead, but now I am kind of starting to.
Pulled her hamstring and won't be available to play until February at the earliest
She unhinged her jaw to eat a baby but couldn't get it back to normal afterwards.
Fell and broke a bone. Or just broke a bone because age turns them to glass
Assuming she isn't dead already—yes, I am aware this is a strong load-bearing "assuming"—that's what this means. The last injury my Grandma received at 96, she couldn't grip onto the hand rail in the hallway of the ritzy old folks home, and her pelvis shattered into bone dust when she hit the ground. Once you start pushing into your 90's, your body starts actively trying to die.
There was a news piece a couple of weeks ago about her injuring her spine or something ...
lmao that'd rule so hard if they announced that the queen was dead since november but didn't break the news because christmas or whatever
When the British ruling makes it clear they care more about their precious economy than their precious royal family.
all english people will be so shocked and devestated that they will be unable to work for at least a month
It's a lot of ceremony and shit that they have to do for a funeral service and announcement. If they did it before the holidays, people wouldn't spend money because of legally obligated closures and stuff.
My pro-trumper cousin thinks both the queen of england and kissinger are both stored in separate formol vats and you know what, i can't argue against that
They won't announce til after the holiday to make sure that consumption happens as normal, you're good
She definitely isn't dead, because I saw her on the beach with Andrew McCarthy and she was wearing sunglasses and waving awkwardly.
