Draugrs are a myth made up by the elve-loving imperial deep state to hide the fact they're keeping mole children captive in the numerous dungeons of Skyrim
We're in fucking 201 motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Hjaalmarch. You are a peasant.
They call me the dark bandit and I am joined, as always, by my bondsman Yung Chimer.
The Daedric Prince Rashid Fouad, known to the Nords as Bracen Beldenhelm
Elizabeth Franson: Great, I am sure we will see that new title on the public noticeboard by sundown.
Donaald Drumpf Goldenmane of the Sons of Skyrim party was quoted as saying “When Morrowind sends its mer folk, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending elves that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing Daedra. They’re bringing crime. They’re slavers. And some, I assume, are good people”
Bunch of skalds up in Windhelm scaremongering about Morag Tong as if they're doing driveby stabbings in Riften.
Ulfric is an agent of the Thalmor and High King Torygg faked his death and will return.
Ulfric actually is an agent of the Thalmor though, you can find his file in their embassy
People always say this but Ulfric is not aligned with the Thalmor knowingly, the Thalmor discreetly support him because he is fracturing the empire. He's a useful idiot. The dude is too racist to work with High Elves anyway/
The link to his dossier in case anyone is interested. I have yet to hear of any aid the Thalmor gave to either Ulfric or the Stormcloaks, although they seem to consider the possibility of doing so.
Wasn't there a mod which lets you marry Heimskr, because HE LOVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU?
The Thalmor are like the perfect right-wing boogiemen, accuse them of child sacrifices and blame them for
the pandemicdragons? and you're goldenJarl Balgruuf is running a child sex dungeon in the basement of the Bannered Mare inn in Whiterun. They import the children from Honorhall Orphanage. Ulfric wants to wage attack Whiterun hold to free the kids from the imperial Deep State.
I love that subreddit. One of the few places where the racism seems to be truly ironic and goes in every direction without seeming like a smokescreen for reactionaries that roleplay Nords like TheGoldenOne
Martin Septim never died, but is merely biding his time to own the Thalmor
The former high king William Clinberg is friends with Jeffery Elfstein who uses his (((Elf))) magic to enslave blue-eyed nord children in the caves under their estate. The Thalmor are trying to rig the succession of the high king to undermine Ulfric.
The Cloud District was actually located in the Jarl's Backside the whole time
