• kristina [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    boyfriend: mao objectively transformed communist thought for a more modern era

    me: do you want to continue to have a healthy sex life independent of politics

    boyfriend: yes

    me: aight now tonight you will hum the soviet national anthem into my butthole

    • VolcelPolice [any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Halt, pervert! The only healthy sex life is one where you both uphold your volcel oath! :volcel-judge: