boyfriend: mao objectively transformed communist thought for a more modern era
me: do you want to continue to have a healthy sex life independent of politics
boyfriend: yes
me: aight now tonight you will hum the soviet national anthem into my butthole
Halt, pervert! The only healthy sex life is one where you both uphold your volcel oath! :volcel-judge:
If I ever said anything like that I'd want my wife to blow me away with a shotgun.
Bit you should never ever do: Offer someone a blowjob, but then blow them away with a shotgun and say you call that a blowjob.
You say all parties are consenting, but did you ask Stalin how he felt?
Remember all those articles about how the Khive was going to body alt right Twitter and then it just melted away never to be seen again just like all of Kamala’s credibility?
Exchanging political views for sex is proof of the success of the free market
Yesterday I announced
Yes?
that, as president
Oh yes!
I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program
Oh god!
for Pell Grant recipients
Oh my god, YES!
who start a business
YES! YES! OH GOD I'M SO CLOSE!
that operates for three years
I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA...
in disadvantaged communities.
:vote: :pingu-horny:
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/student-loan-debt-kamala-harris-campaign-plan-creatively-relieve-burden-2021-12
Yes, this is from today
she is seeking ways to “creatively” relieve student debt
Instead of paying you your salary next year, we're seeking ways to creatively reimburse you. How does that sound?
Kamala Harris says she’s looking for ways to ‘creatively’ solve the $1.7 trillion student debt crisis, reminding many of her plan that was criticized as overly-complicated when she ran for president
Ah, yes. Overly-complicated. That was the problem.
Oh no. Another case of too much complexity.
does it count as more than one if i make him cum 3 times in a row
p.s. to the sluts in the audience, theres a trick where you can knuckle a guy's gooch and it amps the experience up by 10. worked on all the guys ive been with
youre welcome, i'm glad to have been of service :rosa-salute:
one time made a guy cum so hard with that trick that he legit started crying tears of joy. was a fun night for him! machine gun fire dick gogogo. no guy has turned down the idea and not one regretted it so far!
hey they said they enjoyed it a lot and came back for more :shrug-outta-hecks:
though you cant be too aggro with it theres a limit
Yeah I think there’s a real visceral reaction to the phrase “knuckle a gooch” but holy shit yeah that’s an amazing feeling
some guys have a short refractory period. specifically referring to my bf in that one, he shoots blanks on the last 2 tho
refractory period is imo highly hormonal based. if you have a lot of T youll take longer. after starting hrt my refractory period gradually went from very long to nonexistant. can cum so much the only limit is when i'll start to get a migraine
p.s. to the sluts in the audience, theres a trick where you can knuckle a guy’s gooch and it amps the experience up by 10. worked on all the guys ive been with
can confirm as a man that the men i do this to usually do enjoy it but that may be because they enjoy buttstuff :thinkin-lenin: must find a straight guy to test this out on
Do not test this on anyone, do not break your pledge, and above all, do not make anyone cum :volcel-judge:
Straight guys still have prostates
well yes, but have you not encountered the typical overly repressed american str8 or even bi-sexual who is just completely physically averse to butt-stuff due to years of indoctrination? thinking about one guy from HS I occasionally hook up with whenever I'm back in my hometown who would probably start having a panic attack if I tried to stimulate his prostate during a bj.
considering the guys i were with were all straight i might have just opened up a (cue disney music) whole new world for them
Our apologies, it appears we misjudged you. Keep up the good work comrade :volcel-judge:
isn't libidos varying like a normal thing among people, like eye color and height
Yeah it varies with a ton of stuff, but especially with hormonal cycles (which amab people have too even though we don’t talk about them as much)
, but especially with hormonal cycles (which amab people have too even though we don’t talk about them as much)
WAHAT
yeah.
btw im a trans woman and i seem to get monthly periods as well. zero studies on the effect but me and a cousin of mine always complain about the same things at roughly the same time. we get like... really bad bloating once a month and cramps in the stomach. obviously i dont have a vag so no bleeding
The depth of knowledge that trans people have amassed about the effects of different types of hrt on different bodies is incredible. And the fact that science hasn’t seemed to keep up is both unsurprising and sad
weird factoid but i discovered that eating a ton of raspberries significantly reduces the period bloating for me. shared that with all the women in my family and they sing my praises to this day
things people wouldnt have if i werent trans lol
this is entirely unrelated but does libido drop during "period" times? I assumed that was the origin/"practical reason" behind why having sex with someone in that period is a "sin" but I may be wrong
Maybe that's giving too much of the benefit of the doubt to old white men
i mean for me im just in so much pain that i dont wanna do anything lol
usually the week after i'm a horn dog though
I'm just going to assume it's based in a generalization and move on, then.
The science is still out on a lot of it. I’m sticking with info about cis men since hrt is an entire other complication
and also these studies tend to just assume trans people don’t exist. There’s a 24 hour cycle that’s mostly about fluctuations in testosterone. But there are also preliminary studies about monthly cycles and seasonal cycles.lol @ men having hormonal cycles despite blaming women for theirs for centuries
Personally I vary between experiencing no sexual attraction to experiencing a decent amount of it, which also varies with my libido. And it tends to come in ~2 week phases, which makes me think it’s a hormonal thing
Interesting fact about Kamala Harris incoming......
.... did you know that Kamala Harris is a GIRL?!?!!?
you've been saving this cognitohazard for a special day, haven't you
:sus-torment:
