Hungover in your 30s

Rip Van Bearkle

I forgot to buy more coffee.

Happy Monday

When you take that after school nap, then wake up late evening, wondering what year it is.

Hexbears waking up and seeing another "Bit Idea: Some stupid fucking drivel" post

Caught off-guard, he had forgotten to be hexagonal.

Are you serious, it's too fucking early for this shit

I don't like Mondays. I find them unbearable.

"But I got eight and a half hours"

"Y'all got any beans?"

Third shift workers hearing a lawnmower at 1pm

I'm a member of the High Bear Nation.

neat trick: if you sleep in your clothes they become pajamas

Same