Article 1: county refuses to reopen warming shelters despite snow and ice covering city and temperatures haven't been above 32°f in a week and warming shelters had record usage during the storm. Says they "can't open unless temp goes below 25 or there's an inch of snow coming down or it's below 32 and raining an inch".
Article 2: heartwarming emergency personnel save a hecking doggo from too much smow.
God damn America, that's in the Bible.
closing warming centers so that people burn the flag to stay warm so you can arrest them for more private prison labor