WHITE ASS HOGS STUFFING THEIR FACES WITH ARTERY CLOGGING SLOP HEEHAWING AND GUFFAWING AS THEIR FAVORITE MINORITY RUNS THE BALL AND GETS SUPER DUPER BRAIN DAMAGE (THEY HATE ALL BLACK PEOPLE OUTSIXE OF THWIR FOOTBALL SLAVES) THRN THEY SCREECH AND SCREAM AND THE WALING AND GNASHING OF TEETH, WE ARE IN THE CITY OF DIS, AND THE DEMONS ARE WITH US ALREADY WE ARE THE MACHINE THAT WAS CREATED TO STOP THE MACHINE TO CREATE THE MACHINE
WHITE """""""PEOPLE"""""""
(LITERAL HELLSPAWN)
CREATE THEIR BLOODSPORT AND WATCH AS THEIR BLACK PEONS DIE AND SMASH AND FIGHT AND GET INJURED AND CHEER AND ZING THE NATIPNAL HYMN OF SATAN AND HELL BEGINNING EVERY MATCH
I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT FOR HPW IT IS, I AM THE DEMON WHO WISHES TO ASCEND, FOR I KNOW MY HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE NATURE AS A DEMON
EVEN NOW AS I SEE CLEAR I CAN FEEL THE INBUILT HATRED WITHIN ME, PULLING AT ME TO DESTROY AND TO TEAR DOWN, TO BAND TOGRYHER WITH OTHER DEMONS AND BRING DOWN THE TRUE PEOPLE OF EARTH
I REJECT MY NATURE, FOR IT IS EVIL AND IT IS VILE
INFINITE CYCLES OF PAIN AND SLAVERY AND RACISM AND WAR
WE ARE IN THE THIRD CIRCLE OF VIOLENCE, ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS GOOD, THE SANDS OF VIOLENCE ARE AS WHITE AND BLEACHED AS THE DEMONS THAT WALK THIS EARTH, LIKE ME.
HELP ME REMOVE THIS HORRIBLE, BLEACHED SKIN, THIS HORRENDOUS SHELL THAT CONTAINS THR EVIL PUT FORTH INTO ME BY THE DEVILS AND EVIL SPIRITS OF THE WORLD
Counter-point - eating and drinking with everyone in a parking lot rocks.
Pre-game parking lots are the peak of white American culture.
Literally the best part of the football, and it only exists because the stadium food is so overpriced.
this is what passes for community in America - eating greasy food and getting wasted in a parking lot outside of an event you can't afford to get into
edit: (an event in which a bunch of guys brutalize the shit out of each other while billionaires rake in profits)
this is what passes for community in
Americamost cultures - eating greasy food and getting wastedFTFY. People round the world love getting drunk and eating garbage
Stone stadiums banned it. Some restricted it to VIP lots. Some require tickets to the game and you have to wrap it up early.
The billionaires hate to see a revenue stream missing.
Also - the players get paid per game. You get a career ending injury, you don’t get paid anymore.
Also the careers for most players are extremely short, and they need to move around a lot. So they can’t even establish in a city to have a community or goodwill after their extremely short career.
There’s not even any nationalism. Everyone on that field is doing it for the money, as winners indirectly make more money. The owners as well.
But because the teams have a City name, the people of the city act like they are representatives. Barely anyone on the team grew up there or has lived there for more than a couple years.
Requiring players to be from the city they play in might be an interesting league experiment.
But America being America it would result in something terrible as a result.
Feeling like this website is especially unhinged today
Counterpoint: My underdog Detroit Lions are going back to the NFC Championship after 30+ years. And may actually have a shot at the Super Bowl.
If you had've told me this 3 years ago, I would've laughed right in your fucking face.
My team's out, but I'm cheering on the Lions cause I played with Reynolds in high school and it would be cool if he got a ring
Sports are good, professional sports as an industry is the opiate of the masses and this is the objectively correct take
The amount of ads and commercials plastering usain sports is insane. Ads on and around the field, ads announced in between plays, ads all over the commentators' desks, every single goddamn stadium is owned by some corporation and the commentators always have to remind you they're at "Comerica Park" or "Citi Field" or "Metlife Stadium" or whatever. To say nothing about the obnoxious number of awful commercial breaks in between plays. I only ever watch sports when I'm visiting family and the commercialization of sports gets more intolerable every year. The ratio of ads to actual sports plays exceeded 1:1 a long time ago.
Back when I occasionally watched sports I would watch pirate feeds that would blank out the commercial breaks with a waiting screen, which is pretty nice.
This is why I watch hockey, that's white people beating up other white people
you might have a point. have you thought about attending your local zoning board meetings?
I agree with this only because my Packers blew a seven point lead in the fourth quarter last night.
Me after i had to watch the Bills kick wide right to lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs. Again.
I don't understand why it's called football. There is some kicking involved but it's not much. The players probably kick the Christ out of each other more than the ball. Why not call it rugby since it looks more similar.
i know. if it were honest it would be called suckballs, because that's what it does.
I love you Americans, but kick the football around. It's better for your physical and emotional health.
(for the record I'm terrible at sports and I've never watched a game since the 90s)
https://youtu.be/xLsFSsHnoxM?si=QV5Te66X2ft7uymV this is it? the most iconic moment in sportsball is just this?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
