He's proud.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    He's going to shoot a kid for saying skibidi because he thinks it's "the Arabic word for jihad."

      • Player2@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Shh don't move... I think I see some Arabic numerals right next to your name!

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Literally the only question is if he manages to fight off heat stroke after wearing full black tactical gear in the Texas midday sun long enough to shoot an innocent child.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      "yeah, first it starts by getting sloppy and leaving my helmet in the truck when i pick up my subway sandwich. That's how they win, Sharon!!"

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        "I need to reconnoiter the loaded potato bar. Cover me."
        "I am leaving you and will be staying with my sister in Jacksonville."
        "Candy Cane, this is Cobra 6. Contact front. Bogeys are all over the sour cream. Going weapons hot."
        "It's all in the letter. Don't call me."

  • Juice [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    I PLEDGE TO KILL FOR FREE to anyone with institutional authority to shield me from legal responsibility. I am extremely bored, uninteresting, insecure, paranoid, with three divorces. I have a closet full of black clothes with holsters stitched to them, a hat that says "veteran" on it so I can get thanks for my service whenever I'm standing at the professional sales counter at Home Depot, and I'm on a first name basis with all of the police officers who work home football games at the local high school where my daughter used to go before she moved in with her mother, and filed a restraining order against me (because of wokeness.)

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Proficient in primary and alternate fire modes (still learning how to use on-hit effects and quick-time events)

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    This person should be kept away from children at all costs.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    This guy looks like he'd love to secure the children (to the seat in the private plane).

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    What the fuck is up with that carbine barrel/giant scope combo? If you need to shoot something super far away the round will drop off before it should, and if you need to shoot something up close it will take you 5 minutes to find your target because you're zoomed way too far in and can only see a 4k view of his nose hair. What, do you need to clear rooms with that mini fridge mounted on your gun? Do you need to set up and lay down accurate autofire at range with your half-length barrel and no bipod? Worst of both worlds, no good dumbass LARP gun.