• dumpster_dove [he/him]
    hexbear
    70
    5 months ago

    Going Rambo Mode only to run out of mojo after 15 minutes and then dying to friendly fire.

    Dudes rock.

    • Adkml [he/him]
      hexbear
      26
      5 months ago

      "Ya know what, I actually don't want to wage a one man protracted campaign against an opposing army with nothing but a pen, think I'll go home now."

  • @jaeme
    hexbear
    66
    5 months ago

    rip-bozo

    How do you even live in Israel without imploding due to cringe? Every part of this country is embarrassing.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
      hexbear
      49
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      It's a settler-nerd country. Closest related example is Utah (or the Puritans.) They're entirely composed of cringe and only the cold hand of capital kept them from being driven out with a wedgie.

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
        hexbear
        13
        5 months ago

        Fascists actually have a very acute sense of cringe, it's just that the things they consider cringe are things like "being a minority" and "caring about vulnerable people"

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
    hexbear
    60
    5 months ago

    "Where are the open fire regulations?"

    I'm amazed that stuff said entirely to give liberal Israelis a fig leaf of deniability about their genocide is taken seriously. Imagine taking it at face value when you can look outside your window and see it isn't true.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      25
      5 months ago

      Meanwhile actual IDF troops were like "Yeah there are no rules of engagement so we kinda just shoot people and residential buildings until we run out of people and residential buildings to kill.

  • Melonius [he/him]
    hexbear
    48
    5 months ago

    changed his mind & walked back

    Dude tried to walk left in super mario smh

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    36
    5 months ago

    He walked 500m unimpeded [...] changed his mind and walked back

    Oh come on, even his family has to admit they're better off without him. We're all better off without this fucking loser. Grass is going to grow greener this year.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    29
    edit-2
    5 months ago

    You laugh that he went in unarmed, but he was carrying a pen and had just watched all of the John Wick AND Jason Bourne movies back to back.

  • glans [it/its]
    hexbear
    28
    5 months ago

    Sounds like he was attempting to defect if not just completely disoriented.

    • @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      hexbear
      17
      5 months ago

      Could he have been attempting suicide? His propaganda has probably told him something like a lone IDF soldier in Gaza would be bombed and sniped, even if unarmed, maybe he saw that it wasn't that way and changed his mind

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
        hexbear
        11
        5 months ago

        Gonna be honest, an Israeli heading into Gaza alone to try to fight IDF alone probably isn't in a great mental state to begin with, and was probably struggling with himself a lot before he even stepped foot in.

        That said, it's wild how a Hamas command centre appeared under his feet just moments before the drone struck.

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    26
    5 months ago

    Why kill an unarmed man?

    So killing unarmed people is bad now huh?

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      6
      5 months ago

      Are there any confirmed instances where Palestinian troops killed any civilians on Oct 7th?